LINGERIE FOOTBALL, THE LFL IS HERE!!

Welcome sports fans. I’m so excited I have to keep going back and correcting my spelling. It’s official, the LFL  (That’s Lingerie Football League, for those of you that are a bit behind) has announced they will be instituting a regular season starting this fall. Yes, the pay-per-view Superbowl Halftime special of Lingerie Football which has been providing an alternative to aging rockstars has decided to take their game to the next level. And what a game, women in helmets and shoulder pads and not much more. It gives a whole new meaning for padded bra. This is being billed as “True Fantasy Football.” It certainly qualifies as mine. This is full contact, tackle football, none of that wimpy touch, flag, crap. In HD you should be able to hear the smack of silicone. Whoever thought of this is an absolute genius. I’m already a fan and it hasn’t even started. I can’t wait to see them line up every week on the line of scrimmage. The running back bouncing down the field, the wide reciever going out for a long one, the tight end doing… well anything. This could redefine tailgating.  There are ten teams established that will be playing across the country on fridays starting 9/04/09 at the Sears Centre, in Chicago, Illinois home of the Chicago Bliss. Wow, TGIF. That ought to heat up the end of summer and fall. Other teams are the Dallas Desire (I wonder if there’s a Debbie in there), San Diego Seduction, Denver Dream (Yea we know what kind of dream that is), Los Angeles Tempation, (How come California always gets more teams than everybody else?) and Seattle Mist (sounds like a drink).    Oh yes, there will be a Lingerie Bowl. I wonder if it will be sponsored by Victoria’s Secret. Their advertising would be as good as the NFLs (actually better). You can check it out at www.lingeriebowl.com  it’s worth it just for the video promos. I wonder what their halftime will be? Maybe Janet Jackson? It’s going to be hard to top the players.  Just think of the endzone dances, dudes there’s a goalpost.  It’s about time we got women more involved in sports. I think they should have an LFL draft. They could pick from Playboy Playmates and Penthouse Pets. I’ll volunteer as commissioner. I’m officially putting my name in right here. You don’t even have to pay me. I’ll work for beer.

For more on this go to: http://www.lflus.com